Kickin' it off!

"...Is...is it safe? Well.. my fake mustache seems to be safely secur-
Cra-H-how long have you been standing there?
N...no matter... I - it's time to start our new lives. You ready Monet?"

"Ready as you are Autuer Talentueux. Not ready at all." 

"These new names are... weird. I can't get used to mine. I don't even know how to say it."

"You won't have to say it if this works. Have you typed up those new resume's yet?"

"Yeah. Would you rather be a chef, or an artist?"

"Mmmmmm...Both. You should be too."

"Alllll....rigghhhhhhhttt....Finished. Wanna hear?

"YES."

"Letsee... Monet G. Alaster. Age: 20. Specialties: Saucier. Professional Watercolor Painter. Professional Ninja. Autism Therapy specialist."

"Excellent"

"Well Autuer, let's get started."